The Socialist Federal Republic of The Aquaria is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Alina Lotvall with a fair hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 5.248 billion Aquas love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Laïkrina. The average income tax rate is 93.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Aqua economy, worth 866 trillion Eauxes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 165,200 Eauxes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, hordes of unemployed lumberjacks have resorted to cutting down utility poles to satisfy their cravings, official government guidance encourages binge behaviors, and flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Aquaria's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

The Aquaria is ranked 36,081^st in the world and 150^th in 10000 Islands for Most Patriotic, with 34.54 flags saluted per person per day.